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"You don't need the weight of the world on your shoulders to wish I would shut up."

"You don't need to flunk out of school to shave a weasel."

"You don't need anyone or anything to dare to be stupid."

"You don't need the Big Bang Theory to dance like an idiot 'til yer toes fall off."

"You don't need a mop to join the MangyDog.com mailing list."

You all might be wondering what are all these? Well, these are all funny phases generated from The Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator.

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